Will Joker Brown team-up with Two-Face Clegg?

Holy coalition of evil, Batman! The Joker is still on the loose and it looks like he's joined forces with Two-Face! Can anyone save us now?

THE JOKER

TWO FACE

Further assistance in their nefarious capers may come from Enviro-nutter Caroline Lucas AKA Poison Ivy

POISON IVY

While, waiting in the wings, hoping to take over The Joker's Criminal Empire

DAVID MILLIBAND

LORD MANDELSON

And most frightening of all
HARRIET HARPERSON